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This in turn helps enable you to let yourself go and loosen up during, for instance, anal sex. Back to shaving my ass. Unlike other people, I know exactly what my butthole looks like. I look at it every day in the bathroom. Standing with my bum facing the mirror, legs spread, my hands holding my ass cheeks apart, and my head practically on the floor, I look back between my legs. I shave my ass exactly the same way.

Except that I have to let one cheek go in order to hold the razor. The wet blade is put against the cauliflower and then pulled bravely in a straight line outward from the center. Right on out to the middle of the cheek, occasionally leaving behind a stray hair. Blame it all on lady-shaving. Feel like Venus. Be a goddess.

Perhaps not everyone knows what an anal lesion is. And if this small open wound gets infected as well—which down there is highly likely—then it hurts like hell. Like with me right now. Turns out your butthole is always in motion. When you talk, laugh, cough, walk, sleep, and, above all else, when you go to the bathroom. But I only realized this once it started to hurt.

By far. In second place is the pain I felt run down my spine— ratatatatat —the time my father accidentally slammed the hatchback door of our car on my back.

Back to my bum. In excruciating pain I made my way from school to the hospital and showed my cut to every doctor. Immediately I got a bed in the proctology unit—or do you call it the internal-medicine unit? Maybe we can just generalize with internal medicine.

I just lie here in the fetal position. With my skirt hiked up and my underpants pulled down, ass toward the door. That way anyone who enters the room immediately knows what the story is. It must look really infected.

I picture the blister like the skin on the neck of one of those tropical birds that puffs its throat out when trying to mate. A shimmering, inflated, red-blue sac. Then he jams something up my asshole. The pain bores its way up my spine and into my brain. I nearly pass out. Give me some warning.

What the hell was that? The latter, as far as I'm concerned, is also good in many ways. But then I got to a point where I was just doing whatever my equivalent of an eye roll would be. It was no longer compelling or interesting or even humorous. I'd argue that it wasn't really enhancing anything.

I read this dismissed as pornography or smut in light disguise, but I didn't get that at all. But the issues with Helen and her family do get heavily buried under the "Oh, and another thing I will tell you because I'm certain Glad I read it, as it was a new experience for me.

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