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Ah, hockey pucks. I guess I spent too long in the grenade aisle. Well, fine. The subsequent high-pitched yelp may have come from Grover. Or possibly me, who can be sure? This was quite a trick, since he was almost seven feet tall and must have weighed close to three hundred pounds.

He was flanked by two employees, both staring impassively into space, holding label guns. The manager grinned, his bushy white eyebrows creeping heavenward, his teeth the many colours of tombstone marble. Are you Apollo? I mean … the Apollo? I looked at my satyr companions. Gleeson nodded. Grover shook his head vigorously. My name is Macro. Welcome to my store! This is such an honour! The employees hesitated. Up close, I could see how much they looked alike: the same greasy mops of dark hair, the same glazed eyes, the same rigid postures.

They might have been twins, or — a horrible thought seeped into my brain — products of the same assembly line. Macro clasped his meaty hands. I do apologize, Lord Apollo. The emperor has plans for you. He needs you alive! I hated plans. Or Athena. He began rolling up his sleeves as if he expected some hard, dreary satyr-murdering ahead.

Alas, the princeps is very particular about his security forces. My troops malfunctioned one too many times, and he shipped us out here. He replaced us with that horrible assortment of strixes and mercenaries and Big Ears. Can you believe it? Big ears? I examined the two employees, still frozen in place, label guns ready, eyes unfocused, faces expressionless. Once I deliver you, the emperor will surely see that and forgive me. Too late, I remembered the name of that praetor. I simply helped matters along.

Neos Helios. It is him. The satyrs stopped fighting. Hedge continued chewing on the grenade pack, though even his satyr teeth were having trouble with the thick plastic. Grover backed away, putting the trolley between himself and the store employees. No, we found more things Most satyrs excel at running away. Gleeson Hedge, however, was not most satyrs. He slung me over his shoulder like a sack of footballs and scaled the shelves in an epic display of goat-climbing, leaping into the next aisle as crates of ammunition exploded behind us.

We landed in a pile of rolled-up sleeping bags. I scrambled after him, my ears ringing. I saw no sign of Grover. When we reached the end of the aisle, a store clerk rounded the corner, his label gun raised. This was a notoriously difficult move.

To my surprise, Coach Hedge executed it perfectly. The body dropped to its knees and fell forward, wires sparking in its neck. Yet somehow — just my luck — he appeared unharmed. The second store assistant stood behind him, apparently unconcerned that his robotic head was on fire. This is a military-surplus store. I have fifty more just like these in storage. Ordered his arrest — wheeze — execution. Gleeson peeked around the corner for signs of hostiles.

Honestly, why did mortal bodies have to sweat so much? Romans have strange ideas about loyalty. The doors did not cooperate. I slammed into one and bounced right off. I was beginning to appreciate why the emperor had ordered Macro arrested and executed. For such a big man, he was much too good at sneaking up on people. They formed a rough semicircle behind Macro. I drew my bow.

The robot barely seemed to notice. Surely he had a portable bazooka in the pocket of his gym shorts. Cornered and desperate was my job. Macro cracked his knuckles. After that, what do I care? The sorceress can take you into the maze and do her magic.

Oh, my mortal sympathies really were getting the better of me! Have a nice day! Ah, well. Military Madness team members, kill the satyr and apprehend the former god!

Before I could shout Grover Underwood! No soil. No natural light. How are we supposed to fight in these conditions? He quickly exchanged his croquet mallet for a pair of nunchaku. You guys want some shurikens or a kusarigama? You have a family! Look how well that turned out. We sped past a display of inflatable swimming pools How were those military surplus?

Grover and Hedge charged ahead, leaving me gasping in their wake. Why did that term send a B-major chord of terror vibrating through my bones? I searched my jumbled memories for a clear answer but came up empty. Perhaps the emperor employed an evil wrestler who wore a black satin cape, shiny spandex shorts and a horse-head-shaped helmet.

My second thought: why did Macro get to call for backup when I could not? Demigod communications had been magically sabotaged for months. Phones short-circuited. Computers melted. Iris-messages and magical scrolls failed to work. Yet our enemies seemed to have no trouble texting each other messages like Apollo, my place.

Where U? Help me kill him! Fair would have been me getting my immortal powers back and blasting our enemies to tiny pieces. She may be the goddess of the family hearth, but the lady has no clue about how to throw a party. Gleeson and Grover ran past the robots and began tugging at the rolling metal garage door that sealed off the loading dock. I peered through the tiny plastic windows of the employee doors.

Macro and his minions were barrelling in our direction. I did the Molotov cocktail. Grover dropped the boat. Godly fire, maybe? We could use some godly fire. He tossed me his boat paddle. I jumped to comply. Meanwhile Grover ripped the plastic off the nearest automaton.

He rapped his knuckles against its forehead, which made a hollow clang. They belong to Macro! Stop being difficult! I did not feel so gleeful. I had no idea how Annabeth Chase had figured out that the Daedalus command could be used on any automaton.

Coach Hedge kept trilling Scott Joplin. Macro and his men banged against my makeshift barricade, nearly making me lose my grip on the tetherball pole. Tell them, Begin Plan Thermopylae!

So many brave and attractive Spartans had died in that battle defending Greece from the Persians. But I did as I was told. Macro stumbled to a halt, six minions fanning out on either side.

Military Madness team members, apprehend Apollo! Tear the satyrs apart! Stop that infernal whistling! First, Macro had made the mistake of issuing too many orders at once.

As any maestro can tell you, a conductor should never simultaneously order the violins to speed up, the timpani to soften, and the brass to crescendo.

You will end up with a symphonic train wreck. Personally, I would have gone after the whistler with extreme prejudice. The other thing that saved us? Rather than listening to Macro, our new temp- worker friends began executing Plan Thermopylae.

The scene was reminding me more of a Hestia housewarming by the second. You keep fighting! The Daedalus dudes encircled their comrades, squeezing them in a massive group hug. Steam rose from the seams of their necks. I backed away, as one does when a group of robots starts to steam. I even tap-danced a little, since that is well-known to speed up musical spells. Finally, the loading-bay door began to budge, creaking in protest as we raised it a few inches off the floor.

The humming and heat reminded me of that moment just before my sun chariot would take off, blasting into the sky in a triumph of solar power.

Gods first! No such courtesy. The satyrs shimmied under the door, then held it from the other side while I tried to wriggle through the gap. Alas, I found myself stymied by my own accursed love handles.

In short, I got stuck. And, honestly, who would want that job, knowing you could get zapped by lightning the first time you chided your client into doing an extra five push-ups?

This time, however, I was glad to be yelled at. Nay-ay-ay-ay-ay Oh, villainy! Please explain to me why I always end up falling into dumpsters. I must confess, however, that this dumpster saved my life. Sweating and shivering, barely able to breathe, the two satyrs and I huddled amid trash bags and listened to the pitter-patter of debris raining from the sky — an unexpected downpour of wood, plaster, glass and sporting equipment.

I could barely see him in the dark, but he shook his head urgently, his eyes wide with alarm. Coach Hedge also looked tense. His nose quivered as if he smelled something even worse than the garbage. Then I heard the clop, clop, clop of hooves on tarmac as they approached our hiding place. For us. I tried not to weep or wet my pants. I succeeded at one of those. The flaps of the dumpster remained closed. Perhaps the garbage and the burning warehouse masked our scent. Human police are on the way.

Surely the ruins meant our sanctuary, currently housing Mellie, Baby Hedge and Meg. Something slammed into the side of our dumpster, right next to my face. Then the hooves galloped away.

Several minutes passed before I felt safe enough even to look at the two satyrs. We silently agreed that we had to get out of the dumpster before we died of suffocation, heatstroke or the smell of my pants. Outside, the alley was littered with smoking chunks of twisted metal and plastic. The warehouse itself was a blackened shell, flames still swirling within, adding more columns of smoke to the ash-choked night sky.

A talking horse. Now that we were out of immediate danger, now that my adrenalin was ebbing, I found myself gripped by a cold, heavy despair. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus … strangely enough, that name could have applied to several famous Ancient Romans. But the master of Naevius Sutorius Macro? Big C? Neos Helios? The only Roman emperor ever to possess a talking horse? That could mean only one person. One terrible person. The flashing lights of emergency vehicles pulsed against the fronds of the nearest palm trees.

Gleeson stared at the wreckage of the surplus store. I was in such a stupor that I barely remember going through the drive-through lane of Enchiladas del Rey and picking up enough combo plates to feed several dozen nature spirits. Back at the hilltop ruins, we convened a council of the cacti.

The Cistern was packed with desert-plant dryads: Joshua Tree, Prickly Pear, Aloe Vera and many more, all dressed in bristly clothes and doing their best not to poke each other. Mellie fussed over Gleeson, one minute showering him with kisses and telling him how brave he was, the next minute punching him and accusing him of wanting her to raise Baby Hedge by herself as a widow.

As for Meg McCaffrey, she had regained consciousness and looked as well as she ever looked — just slightly greasier thanks to the first-aid ministrations of Aloe Vera. I asked Meg how she was feeling — because I am nothing if not thoughtful — but she waved me off, insisting she was fine.

I think she was just embarrassed by my presence as she tried to discreetly ogle Joshua, which made me roll my eyes. Girl, I see you, I felt like saying. You are not subtle, and we really need to have a talk about crushing on dryads. Grover distributed enchilada plates to everyone. He ate nothing himself — a sure sign of how nervous he felt — but paced the circumference of the pool, tapping his fingers against his reed pipes.

Nevertheless, as he spoke, all the other nature spirits gave him their full attention. He recounted our days in the Labyrinth — the pits and poison lakes, the sudden wave of fire, the flock of strixes and the spiral ramp that had led us up to these ruins. The dryads looked around nervously, as if imagining the Cistern filled with demonic owls. Reba, for short. I think the Labyrinth was helping us, bringing us home. Some bristled, literally. Grover raised his hands for calm.

And at least now we have some idea why the emperor set it up the way he did. Tell them, Grover. Macro said the maze was a trap for you. Oracle thingy? And he mentioned some kind of sorceress who wants to … I dunno, do some evil magic on Apollo, I guess.

You want the fires stopped. I have a quest to free the Erythraean Sibyl. Both those things require us to find the heart of the maze. I just — I know it. Hug Prickly Pear? Find a shirt that matches your camo pants? Order received. I had no choice. Or where he came from. The emperor trusts him, probably more than he trusts anyone. Back when the emperor ruled Ancient Rome, he dressed Incitatus in senatorial purple, even tried to make him a consul. People thought the emperor was crazy, but he was never crazy.

With Meg, emperors were always a touchy subject. I did not blame the poor girl. Any loud noise was liable to cause her to flee, or bite, or both. Meg bites much harder than a wild squirrel. Incitatus is the right-hand horse to the man who now claims the western United States — Gaius Julius Caesar Germanicus. Instead, blank faces greeted me. I almost wished Meg would order me to jump in and drown.

Or force me to wear a shirt that matched my hot-pink camo pants. Either punishment would have been easier than answering her question. History remembers him as Caligula. If not, consider yourself lucky. All around the Cistern, cactus dryads puffed out their spikes. Even Baby Chuck coughed up a piece of styrofoam. I wished I could announce that the third emperor was kindly old Marcus Aurelius or noble Hadrian, or bumbling Claudius.

But Caligula … Even for those who knew little about him, the name Caligula conjured the darkest, most depraved images. Caligula: a byword for murder, torture, madness, excess. Caligula: the villainous tyrant against whom all other villainous tyrants were measured.

Caligula: who had a worse branding problem than the Edsel, the Hindenburg and the Chicago Black Sox put together. Grover shuddered. What does it mean, anyway? Satyr Killer? Blood Drinker?

No one was laughing. Why were sociopaths always so adorable as children? Pick your translation. How do we beat him and get our lives back to normal? I was starting to suspect that prickly pears were the natural agitators of the cactus world. Get enough of them together, and they would start a revolution and overthrow the animal kingdom. The old saying Give them enough rope to hang themselves? That was made for Caligula. Careful, Meg, Nero would always say.

I love you dearly, but the Beast … Well, I would hate to see you do something wrong and get hurt. How could I quantify such villainy? And beating him, even finding him, will be a challenge. Perhaps we should run away. They were rooted, quite literally, to the land in which they grew. Transplants like Reba were rare. Few nature spirits could survive being potted and transported to a new environment. Even if every dryad here managed to flee the fires of Southern California, thousands more would stay and burn.

Fortunately, Grover kept his cool. This guy is causing Southern California to wither and die. Skip to content Series: The Trials of Apollo. Buy Now. About Rick Riordan. Piper frowned, as if this answer was only slightly more surprising than Uzbekistan. Next to me in the back seat, Meg drummed her fingers on her knees.

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