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Read all A military vessel on the search for an unidentified submersible finds themselves face to face with a giant shark, forced to use only what they have on board to defend themselves from the monstrous beast.


A military vessel on the search for an unidentified submersible finds themselves face to face with a giant shark, forced to use only what they have on board to defend themselves from the monstrous beast. Admiral King : Well, hello, big fella. You know, my wife keeps telling me to quit smoking.


I guess now's a good of time as any. What do you say? Sign In. Play trailer Action Adventure Horror. Director James Thomas. Top credits Director James Thomas. See more at IMDbPro. Trailer Official Trailer: "Megalodon". Photos Top cast Edit. Scott C. Roe Jameson as Jameson. Elizabeth J. Cron Munoz as Munoz. Luke Fattorusso Burkhead as Burkhead. Daniel Joo Mansfield as Mansfield.


Philip Nathanael Treadwell as Treadwell. Dimitry Rozental Mikhail as Mikhail. James Thomas. More like this. Watch options. Storyline Edit. Danger Is Rising!


Did you know Edit. Quotes Admiral King : Well, hello, big fella. User reviews Review. Visually, even when knowing what to expect, 'Megalodon' still looks really cheap. Any nice scenery that the movie has is difficult to appreciate when the movie is shot in such a drab way and when it's edited so amateurishly that bacon-slicer-like editing looks more refined.


Worst of all in this regard are the effects, as it was made on low-budget it would have been forgiven a little if it was not great, but when the effects for the shark look as if no effort was given in making them without looking so goofy and unfinished-looking that is hard to ignore. The attention to detail for uniforms etc.


No better news about the shark's personality. Not menacing or fun, it's basically bland and for a titular creature it doesn't feature in the film enough and is used poorly, almost random. The shark action is nothing to write home about, not enough of it and easily forgettable with no suspense or even unintentional humour. Writing ranges between incredibly bad to appalling. Any comedy is incredibly forced and is so cheesy it is enough to make the eyes roll in disbelief, while the more serious moments are very awkwardly written and as trite as anybody can possibly go.


To describe the story as weak is being too insulting to the word weak, it is a very lethargically paced and thin as ice story with lots of padding that is either badly written or serves no point at all to the movie, other than attempts at novelty value, which falls flat on its face because it all feels so tired. It is not fun, it is not scary and it is not thrilling or suspenseful, it's just nothing but tired stupidity, with silly ideas being ridiculous and muddled in execution.


The ending stretches dumbness too far that it will make the jaw drop at its excessive ridiculousness. As for the characters, they are a mix of bland and annoying, not an interesting or rootable character among them thanks to such nonsensical and illogical behaviours and decisions a pet peeve of mine and am staring to detect an annoying pattern in recent low-budget viewings.


The portrayal of the Navy and its roles shows immense disrespect and in no way looks like a military service. The acting is either disinterested or hammy, Michael Madsen looks like he was there for the money or a favour but really wanted to be somewhere else. In conclusion, a mega failure in every way. Oddly the plot has nothing to do with that film's, instead focusing on a warship which goes into battle with a giant CGI shark animated by the usual awful effects work. Michael Madsen heads a cast of otherwise unknowns and the lack of money means that far more time is spent on human drama and dilemma than on actual shark action.


However, it's not quite as badly written as many other Asylum movies I've watched, so it's not all bad Indeed, but before you write "Megalodon" off as just another abysmal movie from The Asylum, it should be said that this movie wasn't actually quite as bad as it would otherwise be assumed. So perhaps you should take the time to watch "Megalodon" if you enjoy shark movies. Granted, this is not a revolution in the genre by any means, but it turned out to be entertaining enough for what it was.


Sure, this movie was as predictable as they come. But let's be honest here, it is not the thing that such a movie is known to be. I will say that The Asylum actually upped their game quite a lot here in terms of having proper CGI effects in their movie. The shark was actually quite nicely made, and it looked fairly realistic. Just a shame that they kept using the same clip where the shark was swimming downwards into the depths and then turned around to swim back upwards.


That clip was used so many times it was just painful to watch it again and again. The movie can't really boast having any major talents on the cast list, well aside from Michael Madsen, who everyone knows who is. Not saying that he is a major talent here, don't get me wrong. And his rendering of a navy commander was just abysmal. First of all, the hair. I don't think the navy would let a commanding officer prance around with such a mane of hair. And then also all the bling on his fingers.


What, seriously? Again, very unlike the US Navy for such a thing to take place. Login Register. Loading, please wait.