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Filled with more filth than three-week old underwear, this little collection of obscene one-liners, smutty shenanigans and graphic gags will have you blushing like a freshly spanked bottom and sniggering like a naughty school kid.

Get ready to LOL and share the laughter with these inappropriate jokes for adults. Dive deep into the dark dirty humor bush and enjoy funnies that nail it every time. NSFW or Kids! These dirty adult jokes are not for the workplace, hence the NSFW not safe for work warning! Also, keep away from curious kids, 18 and up, adults only! These are for those who enjoy lewd humor and enjoy the completely inappropriate jokes, sex quotes and other adult humor that must be kept away from the kids.

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Laugh and be happy Sarcasm is the act of saying one thing while meaning the opposite. It is mostly a verbal device, with intention of putting someone down. For instance, if you say, "Yeah, he's a real mental giant" while rolling your eyes, you've just engaged in sarcasm.

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