What if deadpool and harley quinn
The sudden super wedgie trapped Harley in shock, allowing Deadpool to retrieve the swords that Harley had swiped earlier. Harley felt the swords removed and tried to turn around to blast her opponent. Harley busts out her hammer again and swings at Deadpool like he was part of a Whack-A-Mole game, but each time he deflects the blow with one of his swords. He then jumps back and pulls up his mask a bit to reveal his mouth. Taking out the red katana from earlier, Deadpool puts it in his mouth and makes another stupid joke.
Deadpool: Yeah, I know. Deadpool charges as Harley with his trio of swords, but Harley matches the blow with a single swing of her hammer. The two continued clashing their weapons against each other, but this time Deadpool had the upper hand as his two sword swings and whatever he was doing with his mouth were overwhelming Harley with their incredible speed.
Harley attempted to end it with one last swing, but Deadpool used the sword in his mouth to block the attack. After that, Deadpool kicked Harley down and landed on top of her. Deadpool: Any last words before your head becomes the newest addition to this museum? Harley: Sorry about that. Right after that question, the gum exploded knocking Deadpool off of Harley and sending the red katana right out of his mouth. The katana flew right into another display, breaking through the glass and impaling a skull-shaped canon causing its eyes to suddenly glow.
Deadpool got up and pulled his mask down, looking rather livid about the last attack. I am going to… wait do you hear something? Deadpool and Harley heard a mysterious noise and turned around to see that the skull canon was active.
It had opened up its mouth, forming some unknown energy inside it, and unfortunately it was aimed right at the two anti-heroes. The cannon fired a massive white laser that blew Deadpool and Harley right through a brick wall.
They ended up outside the exhibit and into another that had a bunch of objects there were more common for a museum. Both of them got up and looked at each other before jumping backwards and pulling out some firearms. Deadpool dual wielded two mighty machine guns while Harley had busted out a powerful shotgun. Now that jokes were out of the way the two began violently shooting at each other.
She then got in close and smacked Deadpool with her shotgun. Harley barely managed to dodge the attack, but it left her open to Deadpool who hit her a few times with his guns and kicked her aside. He tried to fire his guns at Harley again, but the blonde hid behind a stone statue that blocked the bullets.
Deadpool kept firing, but the statue would not budge. Meanwhile, Harley was switching out her shotgun for a sniper rifle with a plan in mind. She eyed a model plane being held by wires and hovering above her opponent.
Acting quickly, she emerged from behind the statue and shot at the wires, breaking them all with only two bullets. Said airplane came hurtling down, but Deadpool discarded his machine guns and pulled out a grenade launcher. He fired upwards, destroying the plane with a single blast then proceeded to do the same with the statue Harley was hiding behind.
Deadpool and Harley fired their grenade launchers, unleashing destructive blasts that tore apart the museum. They did manage to dodge each and every blast, but Deadpool found himself in trouble when his launcher ran out of ammo.
Deadpool realized Harley was still firing and threw his own grenade launcher to intercept another blast, destroying it in the process. Harley attempted to continue her onslaught only to realize she had run out of ammo as well. Harley throws away her grenade launcher and brings out a minigun then starts spinning the barrel. Before Deadpool could finish his sentence, Harley riddled him with bullets. He fell to the ground with holes in his stomach and blood spilling everywhere.
Harley, who thought that last attack had done the mercancy in, was shocked at the sudden remark. Using his free hand to pull out a sword, Deadpool made his way towards Harley. Right when Deadpool got close enough for a sword swing, Harley swung her minigun causing Deadpool to quickly back away and leave himself right in front of the barrel. However, Deadpool had anticipated a trap like this and acted accordingly. He swung his sword, causing a flashbang grenade to come flying towards Harley.
If Harley had noticed, then she would have been safe from what happened next. The flashbang grenade went off, blinding Harley and making her focus.
This caused her to swing the minigun to the side, destroying several exhibits as it fired. Deadpool seized the opportunity and landed multiple punches and kicks before using his sword for a decapitation.
Harley managed to get away just in time to avoid the fatal blow, but the slash still took off the tips of her pigtails. If I was any closer, I could have taken care of that terrible dye job.
Harely did not respond. Instead, she pulled out her hammer and hit Deadpool right in the face. She kept swinging at Deadpool with all her might, knocking him back with each and every hit.
The last swing sent Deadpool flying into a model pirate ship creating a huge hole in it. Deadpool emerged from it wearing a pirate hat and holding a canon by his side. Deadpool: Yargh! Harley: Nice try, but nobody in their right mind would keep a loaded cannon in a museum. Fortunately, it missed Harley by a slight margin, but it did manage to startle her. Deadpool brought out some more cannons from inside the pirate ship and lit their fuses.
They went off one at a time, but Harley dodged each of the cannonballs before pulling out a grenade and throwing it towards her opponent. The Merc with the Mouth panicked and jumped away from the ship before the grenade decimated the interior of the ship.
While Deadpool got angry at the fourth wall, Harley tried to bash his head in with her hammer. Deadpool pulled out his katana to block the attack in time then pulled out the other katana to counter attack.
Harley dodged the second swing and continued her attacks. The two kept swinging their weapons, but each strike was met with a block. Harley went for one more big swing, but Deadpool used both swords to block it then pushed her weapon away. He then landed a flurry of slashes that sent Harley flying. When the Maiden of Mischief landed on the floor she saw Deadpool menacingly walking towards her so she pulled out a handgun in self-defense.
She realized firing would be pointless based on her opponent's healing ability, but knew she still needed to fire at something. Harley then saw a T-Rex skeleton right behind Deadpool and got an idea. Deadpool: Have you not been paying attention?
My healing factor will just fix the damage. Harley ignored Deadpool as she reloaded her gun and fired more bullets. This annoyed Deadpool as he did not like this one-sided conversation. Deadpool turned around to see the dinosaur skeleton behind him. Apparently, Harley had been aiming for that leg the whole time and with the last bullet it finally snapped in half. This caused the skeleton to fall over and land right on Deadpool.
The mercenary was now pinned to the floor, unable to move due to the dinosaur skull crushing him. Any last words? And just like that, Deadpool teleported away from the dinosaur and appeared right behind his opponent.
Harley turned around, surprised that her trap had failed so easily. However, she was more concerned about something else.
This distracted Harley from the main threat in front of her, who delivered an uppercut right to her jaw and sent her airbound. Harley fell to the ground, but before she landed Deadpool landed a powerful punch to her stomach sending her backwards. The Maiden of Mischief landed on her feet and saw her opponent running towards her. She swung her hammer, but Deadpool teleported away and struck her from behind. He then threw a combo of punches and kicks while using teleportation to strike from different angles.
She then threw Deadpool to the ground and stomped on his head while preparing her hammer. Harley swung her hammer like a golf club and sent Deadpool flying. She then saw a wax figure of a baseball player next to her and got an idea. Putting away her hammer, Harley got out her own bat and stole the bat the wax figure was holding.
Now dual wielding some powerful bats, Harley made a menacing ninja pose to intimidate her opponent. Deadpool got up and saw this as a challenge so he readied his own twin weapons Bea and Arthur. Deadpool and Harley Quinn ran towards each other to continue their fight. They continued their attacks, rushing at each other with swings so fast that they were almost invisible to the naked eye.
It seemed to be an even match with neither side backing down. That is until Deadpool noticed something and suddenly jumped back. Deadpool: Whoopsie, seems I was holding my katanas backwards. Deadpool flipped his swords around and let out multiple slashes.
Harley blocked them with her bats, but as soon as Deadpool finished the bats fell apart into several pieces leaving the Maiden of Mischief defenseless.
Harley: Ya know, this worked out a lot better in my head, but I shoulda known better. Harley narrowly got out the way as Deadpool tried to slash her again. Without a weapon she had no chance of fighting back meaning her only option was to keep dodging sword swings until a miracle occurred. Unfortunately, that miracle did not occur as Harley tripped over something and fell to the ground. She got a glimpse of what had tripped her and was surprised to see that it was the golden arm that she came to steal.
Deadpool pounced at Harley in an attempt to impale her, but she rolled out of her way and headed toward the arm. She grabbed the golden arm and got up quickly. As she saw Deadpool do the same and decided to strike him with her weapon in hand. She swung the severed arm which slapped Deadpool right in the face. The sound echoed throughout the room and awkward silence soon followed. Harley: Well what else am I supposed to do? This caused an explosion big enough to reach outer space.
Once everything settled down the victim building was nothing but a smoldering crater while Deadpool and Harley looked at it in shock. Harley shook her head and pointed the golden arm at Deadpool as she slowly made her way to the hole in the wall.
Harley: Stand back! Deadpool, still struggling to process recent events, held his hands up high to avoid being blasted. This allowed Harley to get to the hole and get out with the loot. As Harley made her escape, Deadpool came to his senses and remembered what the curator said earlier that day. I need to get that back even if it kills me, which it probably will. Deadpool jumped through the hole to pursue Harley and bring the fight into its second act. Now on the streets of Metropolis, Harely made a break for it with the golden arm in tow.
She was hoping to find a place to hide out for the night then sneak her loot back home when it was safe. Mistah J will lose his mind! Relatively speaking anyways.
She turned around to see that it was Deadpool, who had not given up the chase and was coming in fast with twin katanas. Deadpool: Wee-woo! This is the police, put your hands up and prepare for imminent death!
She gave it the same rub she did earlier and out came a giant golden beam that threatened to disintegrate the mercenary. Deadpool jumped into the air, narrowly dodged the laser as it obliterated a nearby car.
However, the onslaught was far from over as Harley pumped the arm like a shotgun and kept firing. Superman was seen standing in front of a mirror holding a razor. He had not shaved in a while leaving with a face full of facial hair. Suddenly, his razor broke from the toughness of his Kryptonian hair. Superman sighed and threw the razor away.
It landed in a mountain of other broken razors that implied he had been and was going to be at this for quite some time. Of course, it was only a matter of time before she cornered Deadpool and with one more blast she seemingly landed a direct hit. The resulting explosion cleared, revealing nothing but a crater that justified her assumption. Harley turned around to see that Deadpool was right behind her. It turns out he used the teleportation belt at the last second to escape the attacks and get in close.
The Maiden of Mischief tried to get a point-blank blast in, but Deadpool stabbed the golden arm with his katana. Deadpool kept thrusting the arm yelling random noises, but nothing happened. Harley also thought the arm would kill her on the first thrust, but now she was looking awkwardly at her opponent unsure on how to react. Deadpool: No, I got it. Getting ever so frustrated with the arm, Deadpool pointed it downward and started smacking it hoping to get something out of it.
This repeated gesture helped charge up energy in the golden arm, but by the time it finally fired Deadpool was completely unprepared. As a result, Deadpool lost his grip and the golden arm propelled itself into the air using a prolonged energy beam. It managed to make it all the way into the stratosphere where the two anti-heros could no longer see it. Harley: Of course we will. The two continued their brawl with Harley jumping in the air to land a powerful hammer swing only for Deadpool to block it with his katanas.
From the compartment, a boxing glove sprung forth and bopped Deadpool right on the head knocking him back and stunning him. Harley continued her attacks by smacking Deadpool a few times with her hammer. The mercenary tried to fight back with a double sword attack, but Harley simply jumped over him and switched out her hammer for a yo-yo.
The yo-yo then let out an electric shock that brought Deapool to his knees allowing Harley to reel him into close-range. She then grabbed the head of the yo-yo and pulled tightly in an attempt to strangle Deadpool, who could only mutter one thing in his situation. This caused Harley to loosen her grip. Deadpool was still ensnared by the yo-yo, but he did manage to get his next quip out more clearly. Deadpool pulled out a gun and held it at his mouth.
The bullet went right through Deadpool and would have hit Harley if she did not let go of her weapon and jump out of the way in time. However, Harley was disturbed by the suicide-like attack and desperately tried to avoid throwing up. This gave Deadpool the time he needed to recover as this blow had briefly wounded a vital area. Once the healing factor kicked in, Deadpool got up and looked at his opponent.
Deadpool: Ouch. So what did you think of that? Deadpool approached her with caution, while holding a gun to end her life. Harley turned around, and she did indeed let it all out, but instead of vomit from her mouth it was a blast of fire from her flamethrower. The flames enveloped Deadpool causing him to run around and panic. Desperate to find some water to put out the flames, Deadpool ran into the nearest building, which just so happened to be a local drinking bar, hoping to find something of use.
Harley saw her opponent escape and went after him. Inside the bar, a bunch of muscular men were guzzling away at their beer. Deadpool, still on fire, busted in and jumped behind the counter. The only person who was paying attention was the bartender who saw Deadpool grab a couple of bottles and use the liquid inside to douse the flames returning him to normal.
As Deadpool ran towards the back of the bar, Harley kicked the front door down as she made her entrance. She did not see her opponent with all the barflies in the way so she got an idea to lure Deadpool out.
Does anyone know where I can find him? With that remark, everyone turned their attention to the back of the bar to see Deadpool spraying himself with a fire extinguisher and putting out the flames.
He then saw Harley starting right at him and realized he screwed up. Harley ran towards Deadpool, but right as she got close Deadpool blasted her with foam from the fire extinguisher. It hit Harley right in the eyes causing her to miss a swing and allowing Deadpool to hit her with the fire extinguisher sending her flying into a table. Unfortunately, this action caused the barflies to react and send the place into chaos. Everyone in the bar started beating the crap out of each other. Despite the ruckus, both Deadpool and Harley managed to keep focus on each other.
They charged at each other, knocking aside some barflies along the way, and punched each other in the face. Harley tried kicking Deadpool, but he blocked the first couple hits before grabbing her leg and throwing her.
The Maiden of Mischief landed on her feet then lunged at Deadpool, punching him right in the face. Deadpool was knocked back a bit, but hardly fazed so he threw a few of his own punches. Harley managed to block them, but then Deadpool kicked her in the stomach knocking the wind out of her and giving Deadpool the opening to land several more hits on her. The fight was interrupted as a drunken patron tried to punch Deadpool, but the mercenary managed to dodge it. He quickly knocked out the attacker and saw that there were plenty of other people throwing punches blindly which gave him an idea.
Deadpool walked into the crowd of fighters while taunting his opponent. Harley made her way towards Deadpool only for the mercenary to jump out of the way revealing a large man midway into throwing a punch.
The punch hit Harley directly and sent her tumbling backwards. She bumped into another large guy who became irritated and punched Harley as well. Deadpool teleported right in front of Harley and kicked her right between two more fighters who were trying to punch each other, and ended up hitting Harley instead.
Harley made her recovery and realized what Deadpool was doing before deciding to use the idea. Now that their masculinity was put into question all the barflies and the bartender surrounded Deadpool preparing to kill him dead. The people of the bar dogpiled on Deadpool and punched him senselessly.
With so many people attacking him at once, there was little Deadpool could do to escape and Harley was certain that they would finish him off so she happily walked out of the bar. When she got outside she saw an elderly man by the door staring right at her. I thought you died! Stan Lee pulls out a gun and tries to shoot Harley. She dodges the bullet, but is caught off guard by Stan Lee suplexing her then delivering a dropkick.
Harley is left lying on the ground disoriented. She looks up at the approaching Stan Lee and sees his form dissipate revealing that the old man was just a hologram surrounding the and only Deadpool. Harley: But I left you with an army of middle-aged losers. How did you escape? Deadool points to his belt while boasting its reliability, and Harley realizes what she needs to do.
With her opponent stunned by the underhanded attack, Harley got up and ripped the teleportation belt off of Deadpool. She then threw it to the ground and stomped on it until it was completely broken.
Deadpool pulls out his swords and swings at Harley. The Maiden of Mischief dodges with a backflip and kicks Deadpool in the face. She then brings out her hammer then attempts to smash Deadpool, but the Merc with a Mouth jumps backwards to dodge it.
The two then lunge towards each other and strike with their weapons. However, Deadpool leaned backwards and dodged the hammer Matrix-style then counterattacked by pulling out a shotgun. Deadpool fired the shotgun and Harley closed her eyes thinking her brains were about to be blown out. While she did feel something hit her neck, it felt too soft to be a bullet, but whatever it was suddenly pinched really hard on her skin. Harley grabbed the thing on her neck and saw that it was a tiny hamster with foam coming out of its mouth.
Harley: You really think weaponized hamsters can kill me? And people call me crazy. Harley held up the hamster and squeezed it tightly. Deadpool was infuriated by the loss of his dear hamster.
He saw his missing katana on the ground and kicked it back into his hand before assaulting Harley again. His fury of sword swings made it difficult for Harley as she struggled to block all of them with her hammer. She then swung her hammer with extreme force, and while Deadpool managed to block the attack it still pushed him several feet back. Harley prepared for the attack by holding her hammer like a baseball bat.
Harley swung her hammer and hit the grenade directly. The grenade then exploded sending Deadpool flying even further. Deadpool tumbled for a bit before getting back only to see Harley get in close to launch him with another swing.
The Merc with a Mouth crashed right into a wall and Harley took the opportunity to corner him and repeatedly hit Deadpool left and right with her hammer. Harley jumped back to get away, but Deadpool charged at her gripping his swords tightly as they began to glow.
He jumped into the air and went for a two-handed sword swing which Harley tried to repel with a full power hammer swing. The attacks collided, but the katanas proved to be stronger as they sliced the hammer into pieces and sent Harley flying.
Harley pulls out a set of handguns and fires upon Deadpool, who deflects them all with his katanas as he gets in close. Deadpool attempts to go for another decapitation swing, but Harley dodges and points a gun right at his arm. While Harley knew her opponent could heal from the bullet wounds, she figured that a strong enough blow would be tougher to fix. Deadpool stared into the hole leaving him vulnerable as Harley went for the other arm to repeat the process and make Deadpool drop the other katana.
Harley then started overpowering her disarm opponent through a series of punches that each followed with a point-blank blast of her handguns. Deadpool was pushed back by each blast and was starting to look exhausted now that he was riddled with holes.
After kicking Harley away, Deadpool felt the holes in his arms close up allowing him to use them freely again. He pulled out two handguns of his own and pointed them at Harley who was just finished reloading her own handguns. They moved in a circle as they fought before attempting to close in on one another. Both pulled the trigger at the same time, but their showdown was interrupted by the clicking sound coming from both firearms.
But behind the unnecessary intermission screen the two pulled out their smartphones with a devious plan in mind. Listen, I need to ask you a huge favor. Deadpool and Harley reappeared on the streets, having just finished their break, and greeted each other with a smile. Rocket propelled sword to the face, perhaps? The two began the final round by pulling out their handguns at each other. Harley took a second to analyze the situation and figured that a stronger gun was necessary.
She stashed away her handgun and brought out a newly rebuilt Pop-Gun which Deadpool did not take well. Deadpool put away his handgun and brought out a shotgun. In response, Harley traded her Pop-Gun for a grenade launcher which made Deadpool switch his shotgun with a minigun. Oddly enough, Harley was not intimidated by the last weapon as she laid aside the rocket launcher and pulled out a comic book and pen. She grinned as if these feeble-looking tools were a trump card, but Deadpool was not convinced.
Harley turned the comic around revealing a picture of Deadpool with stink lines on him holding the laser cannon also with stink lines as it exploded into confetti just like it did in reality. Deadpool: If only I had my own reality-warping super weapon to get me out of this predicament- oh wait! Deadpool takes out a small black gem and holds it up high. Deadpool: Continuity Gem! Pulled straight out of the anus of Thanus and perfect for retconning your retcons! Harley starts scribbling in her comic book causing a bolt of lightning to emerge from it, while Deadpool does the same by thrusting his Continuity Gem forward.
The two lighting bolts collide, pushing against each other as if it were a Harry Potter duel. Deadpool held up his gem and it summoned an army of Deadpools to the battlefield, each of them unique in appearance. Deadpool: Allow me to introduce you to the Deadpool Corps. The members of the Deadpool Corps simultaneously pulled out their katanas, preparing to assault their mutual enemy. Harley: I feel so ashamed. Harley wrote in her comic book again and a red and black Lantern Ring appeared right above her.
She quickly put on the ring and her outfit into a demonic version of the Green Lantern's outfit with the appropriate color scheme. Where the hell did you get that? All the Deadpools charged at Harley who used her ring to create a bunch of missiles and fire them. The missiles blew up Deadpools left and right leaving nothing left for them to regenerate from, but some Deadpools managed to dodge the blasts and get in close enough to swing their swords.
Harley stopped the attack by forming a barrier around herself then detonating it to send the Deadpools flying back. She then made two giant hands to swoop up the Deadpools and throw them into a pile. With a wave of her ring, Harley made a miniature Death Star that blasted the Deadpools into a pile of ash. However, the original Deadpool managed to jump away in time and landed on his feet. Harley saw this and used her ring to manifest a giant boot with only one goal in mind..
Harley swung the giant boot which hit Deadpool right in the crotch, destroying his balls and sending him flying into the stratosphere. Once Deadpool started flying back to the ground, Harley grabbed him with a giant hand and pulled the mercenary in. Deadpool appeared too exhausted to fight back so Harley grabbed him by his outfit and charged up power in her Lantern ring for a finishing blow.
Harley thrusted her ring forward, but Deadpool quickly held up the Continuity Gem which stopped the Lantern Ring by turning it into a Ring Pop. Deadpool kicks Harley away then looks at his Continuity Gem and gets an idea. He rams the gem into his chest causing its energy to flow through his body and envelop him in a purple aura.
Taking out the comic again, she drew another picture where she somehow absorbed the comic into her body causing that event to happen in reality as well. This caused her to gain a similar power-up albeit with a pink aura. Deadpool used his continuity-altering power to grow a pair of Wolverine claws and lashed out at Harley who dodged the swings and pulled out a Lasso of Truth.
Deadpool covered his mouth with his confined hands. The buffed-up Deadpool grabbed Harley and slammed towards the ground multiple times before throwing her into a building hard enough to make it collapse. This put Harley in critical condition, but her newfound powers wrote the damage out of continuity allowing her to get up.
Harley used her super speed to catch up to Deadpool and deliver a second punch that sent him all the way to Mexico. The Merc with a Mouth got up immediately and took a look at his new surroundings. Acting quickly, Deadpool grabbed the ground beneath him and flipped it over, sending a wave of concrete to crush his opponent. Harley slowed down to fly away from the attack, but it was too late. The concrete wave slammed down on her and began rolling itself into a cylindrical shape. It continued to do so until the ground snapped, sending the concrete roll and Harley into the air.
Deadpool then snapped his fingers and the roll turned into a giant chimichanga and landed on an equally giant table. With everything set up, Deadpool, now a giant himself, appeared behind the table and pulled up his mask so that his mouth was visible. Deadpool grabbed the chimichanga and tried to eat it, but felt something stop him as it touched his mouth.
He rammed the chimichanga at his face over and over again, but still found himself unable to consume his meal. He then noticed that not only had his mouth been sealed shut, but he also looked like the horrible version of himself from that one Wolverine movie which made him really mad.
Deadpool reached out to grab Harley, but the clown fired her gun and blew his arm to pieces. Harley continued firing, blasting away the giant monstrosity piece by piece. Eventually, only the head remained which was launched into the air from the other blasts and Harley took aim at it. This new Deadpool was in his original attire holding a flaming sword and riding a winged unicorn. Deadpool dived at his opponent, dodging the Anti-Deadpool blasts along the way.
Before he could get close, Harley converted her cannon into a giant bat and charged up energy within it. Deadpool did the same with his sword and the two swung their weapons at each other.
The collision created a massive explosion that turned a significant portion of the Earth into a crater. But unlike the birthplace of tacos, Deadpool and Harley were fine since they could decide what cannocically kills them. Both wiped off the ashes covering their bodies then stared at each other. The two made serious poses then screamed like crazy. This caused their auras to glow even brighter indicating a massive power boost.
Their power surge caused them to grow immensely to the point that they became much bigger than the Earth leaving the two floating in space. Harley grabbed the Earth and casually tossed it into the Sun, burning away any potential intervention to a brawl of cosmic proportions. With Earth out of the way the two punched each other in the face, creating a shockwave that obliterated everything nearby and sent them flying backwards. Deadpool was the first to recover and summoned a series of katanas that launched themselves at Harley, but the Maiden of Mischief created a large hammer and swatted them all away.
Now the katanas were spinning towards Deadpool who tried to dodge them using ninja moves. In fact, Deadpool was hit by most of the katanas which stuck out all over his body.
Deadpool swung his arms inwards causing hundreds of meteors to fly out of nowhere and bombard Harley right in the face. Both sides retconned their wounds and kept going. Harley swung her hammer, but Deadpool dodged a few swings before pulling out a nuclear bomb. He kicked Harley aside then chucked the explosive at her. Not wanting another nutshot nor potential innuendo, Deadpool kicked the black hole aside and pulled out his trump card.
It was an Infinity Gauntlet, but instead the main six gems were at the top and the Continuity Gem was at the center looking bigger than the others. Deadpool snapped his fingers, activating the Space Gem warp Harley close to him before powering up the gauntlet with a golden glow. The force of the gauntlet propelled Harley into the Sun.
Deadpool followed up his attack by holding his gauntlet hand out and closing it. This motion made the Sun implode on itself then explode into a nebula, seemingly killing Harley in the process. Deadpool: And they all lived happily ever after, except for the clown… and the rest of Earth. Unfortunately, the fight was far from over. The nebula started reforming into a new sun and holding it was Harley Quinn.
Her eyes were completely white and a hydrogen atom mark lay on her forehead. Harley squeezed the Sun, converting its energy into a massive laser. Deadpool tried blocking the laser with his gauntlet, and while he was successful the attack still pushed him back a bit.
Once the laser stopped, Deadpool clapped his hands together and now an Infinity Gauntlet in each hand. Deadpool started throwing punches which let out their own lasers while Harley created a forcefield to block them. The mercenary then raised both his hands to create a ginormous ball of energy that he threw at his opponent.
Even with Dr. This gave Deadpool the opportunity to dropkick the ball, allowing the attack to overpower Harley and send her flying backwards. The Maiden of Mischief got up quickly and prepared one final attack. So, let's put this thing in reverse gear for a moment and address the obvious elephant in the room. The bad girl Harley you see before you today is purely the Joker's creation. She is a serious case of Stockholm syndrome. Even though they both have seemingly moved on she picked a new 'Poison' while he found a new 'Punchline' , it's highly probable that they're just going to find each other again.
So, would she still have a place in her heart for Deadpool if the Joker decided to come back? More importantly, would Deadpool fancy being called puddin'? Much like most of the Marvel and DC characters, these two have suffered through their fair share of family trauma. Harley had a father who couldn't care less about her, to the extent that he once traded her for 6 packs of beer. He was so desperate to get rid of her that he left her in an orphanage. But Harley managed to rise through adversity and get her Ph.
On the other hand, there isn't much known about Deadpool's childhood. There are several sketchy variations. Not to mention, Wade's recollection of his childhood just might be as good as yours. But he does remember that his father abandoned him and his mother, turning her into a hopeless drunk. So, they both have daddy issues to work through, maybe they can help each other out?
How do you get DC and Marvel characters to pair up? Crossovers have happened before but this feels like the odds are completely stacked against them. With the ongoing Marvel and DC rivalry, it's really hard to pair the two up without sparking controversy. On the other hand, with such high odds, it kind of feels like the ideal 'forbidden love' situation, ultimately leading fans to ship them even harder.
They're like the modern-day Romeo and Juliet -- if the latter were sadomasochistic and kind of cuckoo. Well, it's not entirely roses and daisies with Romeo and Juliet either since their story did technically end in a tragic double-suicide because they couldn't be together otherwise.
Both Harleen and Wade are considered to be highly unpredictable when it comes to a fight. Much the same can be said about their personalities in general. And this wouldn't be in a fun, exciting kind of way; it would be more on the toxic side. So, their relationship would likely end up being too chaotic. Having the same sense of humor is a rarity these days, especially if that sense of humor entails moments such as executing someone while maintaining a firm grin and laughing at similar gory moments.
Speaking of humor, Deadpool is known for occasionally breaking the fourth wall and tends to address the audience in a comedic manner. Harley did not start doing that until recently.
Again, very similar. But more importantly, does this imply that they know about each other as well?