Colonel wang can i touch you
Well ain't that a kick in the teeth YAMI : I'm afraid even friendship cannot save her now. I wonder if there's a connection. They can't say no. They must have realized that it was pointless to even face me on the field of battle.
Their chances of victory were so slim that—. What's that thing? She's the one who told me about my ancient past , even though I already kinda knew about it. She's a mysterious character shrouded in mystery, which is just another way of saying she's boring as all get out. What is this I don't even.
You know the one. KAIBA : How in the hell did you enter my tournament and get to the semi-finals without my knowing about it? Seriously, you'd think I'd keep tabs on stuff like that. It allows me to perceive the future. Good to know my Battle City Rules were completely ineffectual. He has been consumed by a great evil, and I intend to rid him of it.
I've been om-nom-nomming on his soul for a good ten years now, and I happen to like the taste. Mmmmm, that's good Marik soul. You wanna know what I believe in? Trading cards, and lots of them. ISHIZU : You may not believe, Kaiba, but by the end of this duel you will know that there is an even greater power at work here, a power that threatens the very fabric of our existence.
Unless they involve unicorns. I like unicorns. Our characters have become nothing more then vessels for lame catchphrases. For example, Joey saying "Nyeh". There is a prophecy Kaiba, a prophecy that speaks of our world being destroyed , and unless I defeat you, that prophecy will come true.
My turn! I activate my Crush Card Virus , leaving you with no monsters to attack me with. And now Virus Cannon , send her magic cards to the graveyard! Now do you understand why so many people love me, even though I'm the biggest dick in this entire show? It's because I'm Seto freakin' Kaiba! Accept no substitutes; I just ruined your entire deck in a few measly turns, and now it's just a matter of time before I destroy you with the very card you gave to me, Obelisk the Tormen—.
It's funny because "wang" means "penis"! I must save him! To the Mokuba Mobile! YAMI : thinking I wonder how that milkshake's doing. She's crippled my deck! What the hell do I do now? This card game needs more imminent death. I think I'll go find Odion and murder him a little.
Then maybe I'll give the Pharaoh the biggest hug of his life! Millennium Rod glows Oh fudge, I could've sworn I'd set this thing to vibrate! Kaiba: For those of you who are unfamiliar with the rules to Duel Monsters, I will now explain them to you in detail. Kaiba: Who said that? I'm warning you, I'm not going to start this tournament until somebody owns up. Now who said it? Heckler: Sorry, that was me.
My bad. Kaiba: Get the hell out of my city! Heckler: [walks away] Kaiba: Good. Moving right along Show Spoilers. How well does it match the trope?