Why crossed the road

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Werner Heisenberg: I am not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast. The Heisenberg Chicken Uncertainty Principle. Wolfgang Pauli: There already was a chicken on this side of the road. The Pauli Chicken Exclusion Principle.

Carl Sagan: There are billions and billions and billions of such chickens, crossing roads just like this one, all across the universe. Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Bill Gates: I have just released eChicken , which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. The limericks are there just to lighten things up. Isaac Newton : Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross roads. Carl Sagan : There are billions and billions of such chickens, crossing roads just like this one, all across the universe.

Albert Michelson and Edward Morley : Our experiment was a failure. We could not detect the road. Ludwig Boltzmann : If you have enough chickens, it is a near certainty that one of them will cross the road. Johannes van der Waals : Some say it was a sixth sense that led the chicken to cross the road. I say it was a sixth power. David Hilbert : I was standing on the side of the road and a chicken came along, evidently in some kind of strange state.

I informed it that it was nevertheless still in my space, so it went across the road. Blaise Pascal : The chicken felt pressure on this side of the road.

However, when it arrived on the other side it still felt the same pressure. Enrico Fermi : In estimating to the nearest power of 10 the number of chickens that cross the road, note that since fractional chickens are not allowed, the desired power must be at least zero.

Therefore, at least one chicken crosses the road. Werner Heisenberg : Because I made darn sure it was standing right next to me on this side. Rather, it exists simultaneously on both sides….. Charles Coulomb : The chicken found a similar chicken on this side of the road to be repellent. John Bell : Since there are no local hidden chickens, any hidden chickens you find must have come from far away. They therefore surely must have crossed at least one road on their way here.

Henry Cavendish : My dear chicken, I have calculated with the utmost detail and precision the density of your insides. Now, for the sake of my precious sanity, I beg you, stop that incessant clucking and be gone! Arthur Compton : There were a bunch of chickens waving at me on this side of the road, but then a car came along and they all scattered to the other side.