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Not even when I was a freshman. The Geek : Me either. Caroline : You were pretty crazy. The Geek : I was? Caroline : Yeah. You know what I like best? The Geek : My clean, close shave?

Caroline : No. Waking up in your arms. The Geek : These things? Jake : You better not be dickin' me around. It'd be a major downer to try and get together with this girl and find out that she really does think I'm a slime. The Geek : Jake, would I dick you? Let me put it to you this way, what happens to me if I dick you? Jake : I'll kick your ass. The Geek : Right! So why would I lie?

But I feel compelled to mention to you, Jake, I mean, if all you want of the girl is a piece of ass, I mean, I'll either do it myself, or get someone bigger than me, to kick your ass.

I mean, not many girls in contemporary American society today, would give their underwear to help a geek like me. Jake : I can get a piece of ass anytime I want. Shit, I've got Caroline in the bedroom right now, passed out cold. I could violate her ten different ways if I wanted to. The Geek : [almost chokes on a pretzel] What are you waiting for? Jake : I don't know. She's beautiful, and she's built and all that.

Jake : I'm just not interested anymore. The Geek : Does that really matter, guy? Jake : Yeah, it matters. She's totally insensitive. Look what she did to my house.

She doesn't know shit about love. Only thing she cares about is partying. I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho? The Geek : That's beautiful, Jake. I think a ton of guys feel the same way as you do. Jake : Really? The Geek : Yeah. It's just they don't They don't have the balls to admit it. You know? They're just They're wimps. The Geek : Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money?

Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no. The Geek : So, I mean, what's your story?

I mean, you got a guy, or? Samantha : Yes, three big ones, and they lust wimp blood, so quit bugging me or I'll sic them all over your weenie ass. Randy : Geek, can I be honest with you? The Geek : Not if you're gonna insult me. Randy : [laughs] Okay. The Geek : Shoot. Randy : Get the hell outta here!

The Geek : Take those ridiculous things off! The Geek : [takes item from Caroline] Thank you. Caroline : [laughs drunkenly] Now we're both on the pill. The Geek : What? The Geek : You gave me a birth control pill? Do you have any idea what that will do to a guy my age? The Geek : Very nice! We're five minutes in I'm at a loss. Bryce : Real smooth, Cliff. Bryce : Ted, that's a Rolls-Royce. Bryce : [He sees Caroline passed out in the car] Ted, that's the prom queen.

You got two girls in one night. The Geek : I told you dudes I was hot. Bryce : Hot? You're a legend! Jake : What do you know about her? The Geek : She has smallish tits, decent voice, smells pretty good. But starting in the mids, he made a point to break out of the geek typecast by joining Saturday Night Live and appearing in flicks like Johnny Be Good , Edward Scissorhands and Six Degrees of Separation. Despite a drinking problem that caused him to take a two-year sabbatical from acting in the late '80s, Hall has been sober since Do you hear the resounding Gongggg?!

In real life, he doesn't have an accent, nor can he speak Japanese. Born in Utah, Watanabe moved to San Francisco in his late teens to pursue entertainment.

Watanabe continues to split his time between television, film, and voiceover work. See what the stars of the horror movie has been up to ever since that deadly high school prom night. See what Molly Ringwald, Emilio Estevez and the rest of the pack have been up to since their big s debut. Learn what the cast of the slasher flick has been up to since their run-ins with Michael Myers. In high school, what you really are doesn't matter. Only your image counts.

But hey, at least he's actually trying. On the surface, the Geek's annoying, obnoxious, and sleazy. But as we established, that's all an act. And the act isn't working, kid, so drop it. Underneath all the dorky bluster, the Geek is somewhat of a nice guy, and he reveals his true self in the auto shop with Sam. He's the first person to wish her happy birthday, in his own weird way, which is singing.

What's really important is that one he learns that Sam likes Jake and that Jake likes Sam, he puts aside his horndog nature and helps get the two of them together.

To do this, he coaches Sam to be more like him: she should put herself out there, the way he does, even if it means dancing like a spaz in front of the entire school.

The gamble doesn't pay off for the Geek, at least not with Sam. But he's a big enough guy to put Sam's wants before his own. He later gives Jake the same advice, with a warning attached:. THE GEEK: I feel compelled to mention to you, Jake, that if all you want off the girl is a piece of ass, I mean, I'll either do it myself, or get someone bigger than me to kick your ass.

I mean, not many girls in contemporary American society today would give their underwear to help a geek like me.

That's pretty noble that he's actually looking out for Sam. Not everyone in the 80's is as selfish as Michael Douglas in Wall Street would lead you believe.