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Good idea. There's a charger on the wall. I've modified your suit to draw power from Combine energy outlets, which are plentiful wherever they patrol. Oh, hello, Alyx! Well, almost all right. Lamarr has gotten out of her crate again. If I didn't know better, I'd suspect Barney of trapping and Yes, yes, Eli, bit of a holdup on this end.

Oh, sure, laugh. Laugh for Barney Stinson. Laugh for the sad clown trapped on his whirling carousel of suits and cigars and bimbos and booze. Round and round it goes. And where's it all heading? Robin: Is this just 'cause you lost your "Get Psyched" mix? Barney: I'm sorry. Am I not allowed to have a pensive side? Quote from Ted. Future Ted: [v.

Sure, it looks great on TV, but in reality, it's always just a big let down, but in , I attempted to do the impossible, to give my friends a great New Year's Eve. I had an idea of how to do it, too. And all it cost was half my Christmas bonus. Ted: Yeah, that's right. A limo. Quote from How Lily Stole Christmas. Robin: You have to go home and get to bed. Barney: Oh, Robin, my simple friend from the untamed north, let me tell you about a little thing I like to call mind over body.

You see, whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story. Yeah, in two minutes, I'm going to pound a sixer of Red Bull, hop in a cab, play a couple of hours of laser tag, maybe get a spray-on tan.

It's gonna be legen Wait for it Barney: There's no way she's above the line on the hot-crazy scale. Ted: She's not even on the hot-crazy scale. She's just hot. Robin: Wait, hot-crazy scale? Barney: Let me illustrate. A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot.

Thus, if she's this crazy, she has to be this hot. If she's this crazy, she has to be this hot. You want the girl to be above this line, also known as the Vicky Mendoza diagonal. This girl I dated, she played jump rope with that line. She'd shave her head, then lose ten pounds. She'd stab me with a fork, then get a boob job.

I should give her a call. Quote from Where Were We? Barney: So he stays home all the time not getting laid?