Why is the policeman in bed

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Oh no, your cart is empty. Add something awesome to it! Shop Now. You have Javascript disabled. Javascript is required for this site to function properly. Please enable Javascript and return here. Back Print. Did you get it!? It sounded much funnier in my head… Size:. A man bought a new car. Next day he is driving his car to office. On the way he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he opened the door and got down. Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him, "How much should I pay to turn right?

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her.

He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back! A man awoke one evening to discover prowlers in his storage shed. He immediately called , gave his address, to report the prowlers and possible burglary. The operator at the other end said "Are they in your house?

The operator said there were no cars available at that time. He thanked the operator, hung up the phone and counted to 30 and called again.