Can you tell me a joke

Who is the world's greatest underwater secret agent? James Pond. Why wouldn't the crab share his sweets? Because he was a little shellfish! Pindaloo Ball Game - Get in the Loop! Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom. Why did the scientist wear denim? Because he was a jean-ius. I was about to tell a bowling joke to a friend They said 'spare me'!

How can you tell if a flamingo is hiding in a funfair? The candyfloss tastes weird! I'm a big fan of whiteboards. They're just re-markable!

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day But I couldn't find any! A polar bear! Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs! I'm scared of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them! The jungle. I lied about the wheels! A coconut on holiday! What do you call an alligator in a vest? Your child's birthday or due date. Girl Boy Other Not Sure. Add A Child. Something went wrong. Please contact support fatherly.

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