Why is carly rae jepsen so annoying

Like a gunshot she announces all of her desires, dreams, loves, goals and glories. Take Me! To The! And yet, nobody seemed to notice. Why the hell did Emotion not sell? Dre and so many more. But you could get 12 people to listen to this album and each one would probably name a different key song. You didn't throw chlamydia at a hooker. You threw money at the hooker and got chlamydia afterwards. Note: There have been 4, reviews written about this song. This is the first time one of them mentioned prostitutes and sexually transmitted diseases.

Science breaks new ground again. Things get no less wobbly later in the song, but our biggest concern is its core philosophical belief. She gives him her number which is cool and normal , but then, over the course of three minutes and twenty seconds, tells him eleven times to call her, maybe which is not cool and not normal. If we extrapolate that, that means that she's telling this poor bastard times a day to call her, maybe. And that's fucking annoying.

Now, even after all this data, I secretly felt that maybe I'd been too dismissive of her approach; she's young and energetic and a hormonal girl, which is as unsolvable a mystery as has ever existed. But then I saw this: This was plucked from an old issue of Seventeen , a magazine specifically catered to Jepsens the world over. It's a graphic that explains what type of person you are based on the type of bangs that you wear Seventeen is always doing high class shit like this.

Look at the bottom left:. They called her by name, yo. That's game over. III Let's not pretend like we didn't all read those stories in the back of Seventeen about embarrassing moments people experienced. They were always entertaining. Several reviewers compared it to Taylor Swift's 80s pop homage , observing that Jepsen's effort was "more consistent" and "more fun" than its sister-piece, with a "deeper respect" for the era's signature sounds.

The first single, released in March, was I Really Like You - a song as big and dumb and sweet and memorable as Jepsen's breakout hit.

She sings the word "really" 67 times - as in, "I really, really, really, really, really, really like you" - but, rather than being irritating, the song captures the giddy headrush of falling in love.

I find I have a lot of those high school butterfly feelings. Everything feels so passionate because it's a two-day romance rather than a mundane 'you left the towels on the floor' experience! The video stars Oscar-winner Tom Hanks, who somewhat clumsily lip-syncs his way through the song, before joining Jepsen and her friend-cum-mentor Justin Bieber for an epic street dance on the final chorus.

It's one of the more unusual videos of the year - with a Wes Anderson-style whimsy that undercuts the cheesiness of the song. I'm lazy, what can I say? Hanks happens to be a friend of Jepsen's manager, Scooter Braun, who mentioned the concept to the Forrest Gump star over dinner.

On the day of the video shoot, Jepsen found herself teaching the lyrics to her co-star from the edge of the set. I Really Like You is "the most youthful and light-hearted" song on the album, Jepsen admits.

And while it broke the curse of Call Me Maybe, it isn't particularly representative of the album's more sophisticated, sensual songs. That misdirection may explain why the album hasn't sold as well as it should - charting outside the top 10 on both sides of the Atlantic. But the star has developed a strong fan base that all-but-guarantees her career. It's such a new rush for me. The fans respond to the album's more personal tracks, especially the current single, Your Type - possibly the saddest pop song of the year.

I didn't think it would do anything other than harm the relationship. But I had to process it in some way and one of the things that's a gift in in this job is you can process things and privately come to peace with it through a song.