Whiskey why are you saying it like that

Rod Kimble : No, Kevin, I know for a fact you don't party. You do not party! Kevin Powell : You're right. Dave's the party guy. Dave : Haha, sweet! Rod Kimble : Oh, my God, shut up! I'm just gonna do it for you. Rod Kimble : [absent-mindedly, as Denise walks away] You look pretty.

Denise : [turning around] What? Rod Kimble : I said you look shitty. Good night Denise. Denise : I'm sorry, Rod. What were you going to ask me? Rod Kimble : Um, I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between Denise : Is that what you were really going to ask me?

Rod Kimble : Of course. Denise : Well, I think the grilled cheese sandwich - in a fair fight. But if it was prison rules, I'd put my money on the taco. Rod Kimble : Wow, that's pretty racist but correct. I'll see you later. Rod Kimble : [pronouncing the 'wh'] The safe word is "WHiskey.

Kevin Powell : Sorry, Rod, What was that? Rod Kimble : [pronouncing the 'h'] "WHiskey". Kevin Powell : [pronouncing it with a silent 'h'] Don't you mean "Whiskey? Rod Kimble : [pronouncing the 'h'] WHat?

Kevin Powell : You're saying it weird. Kevin Powell : All of it. Rod Kimble : [pronouncing the 'h']. Rod Kimble : WHere do you get off? Kevin Powell : I just don't get why your saying it that way? Kevin Powell : Forget it.

I WHill forget it! Marie Powell : It's nice to see him smiling again. Rod Kimble : He won't be smiling Rod Kimble : I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass. Rod Kimble : Hey, Denise, have I ever shown you a picture of my dead dad? Denise : No. Rod Kimble : Oh, you've gotta see it. He's super dead. Denise : That's him?

He looks so nice. He was a stuntman? Rod Kimble : Oh, yeah. He used to work for Evel Knievel, testing his bikes before big jumps. He would do the jumps first to make sure they were safe and let Evel come in and get all the glory. After a while the old man said, "To hell with that.

I want the credit I deserve. He nailed the take-off, but when he landed, something terrible happened. His front tire exploded like a cannonball, and his handle bars went straight through his head. Blood was everywhere. His teeth were ground down to a powder, and the front of his face exploded out the back of his skull.

He died instantly Furious Boss : You're a terrible stuntman. Rod Kimble : What? Furious Boss : [louder] You're a terrible stuntman. Furious Boss : [screaming] You're a terrible stuntman! Rod Kimble : Haha, I'm just kidding. I could hear you. It was just really mean. Rod Kimble : Cool beans? Kevin Powell : Cool beans. Rod Kimble : I used to be legit.

I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit. Dave : Hey, Rod, thanks for the ride. Dave : Hey, buddy. How's it going? Rod Kimble : Dave, what happened to your eye?

Dave : This? Is it really noticeable? Rod Kimble : Yeah! Dave : Is it really noticeable? Dave : Oh, man, it's totally serendipitous. Well, I got off work early, and you know my buddy Derrick?

Well he was like, "I've got this acid, but I can't do it. And by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. So I decided to get on my bench grinder, and a piece of metal flew up and hit me right in the eye. It was pretty awesome. And that brings us to now. Rod Kimble : Yeah, well, just try and relax. Dave : Can do, man. Can do. I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you've got a mountain for a face.

Rod Kimble : I'm guessing that's the drugs, Dave. Dave : Yeah, but it's also just kind of weird seeing you drive this minivan. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals. Photo: The Phillies Room. Photo: Les Pdres del Cami. Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast. Photo: Tumblr. You can talk them into almost anything. Just sit with them for half an hour over a bottle of whiskey and be a nice guy.

Photo: Tributes. Photo: Culture Colectiva. Photo: Blogspot. Photo: Buried Philadelphia. Photo: Wikimedia. Photo: Biografie Online. I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you've got a mountain for a face. Rod Kimble : I'm guessing that's the drugs, Dave.

Dave : Yeah, but it's also just kind of weird seeing you drive this minivan. Dave : Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus. This really small bus, we just ran over it. Kevin : It's bouncing around the Web like a beach ball at a Nickelback concert.

Rod Kimble : Life is pain - we've got to scrape the joy from it every chance we get. Rod Kimble : What do you mean he's not here?! Photo: Paramount Pictures. I Whill Forget It. Kevin Powell : All of it. Kevin Powell : Forget it. Rod Kimble : I WHill! I WHill forget it! You Look Pretty. Rod Kimble : You look pretty. Denise : What? Good night Denise. And I Party. Dave : Uh, hi. Uh, my name is Dave, and uh I like to party. Dave : My name is Dave, and I Rico : Uh, hello!

I'm Rico and I like to party. Rico : Who? Rod Kimble : Dave! Kevin : I like to party. I'm Rod. Rod Kimble : No! You're Kevin! Kevin : Right, Kevin. I party. Dave : Yes, and we party. Rico : Yeah, just Rod Rod Kimble : Yes! Rico I'm the only one who parties! Kevin : I'm pretty sure I've partied before. Kevin : You're right. Dave's the party guy. Dave : Haha, sweet! Rod Kimble : Did you reinforce the take-off ramp?

Kevin : No, we didn't have time. Rod Kimble : Cool. Pretty Racist But Correct. Denise : I'm sorry, Rod. What were you going to ask me? Denise : Is that what you were really going to ask me?

Rod Kimble : Of course. Green Tea. Just Really Mean. Furious Boss : You're a terrible stuntman. Rod Kimble : What? Furious Boss : You're a terrible stuntman! Furious Boss : You're a terrible stuntman!!!!! Holding Water. Dave : You know, pools are perfect for holding water When I Murder Him. Marie Powell : It's nice to see him smiling again.

Rod Kimble : He won't be smiling Hormone Disorder. Rod Kimble : All great men have mustaches! Frank : Yeah, but real men actually grow them! Rod Kimble : You know I have a hormone disorder! Frank : Ooh!