Why squidward doesnt wear pants
Vuvuzela Smasher Doowop. They don't make pants with 4 leg holes. His parts are on his face anyways so pants would just be redundant. Grubby Grouper oce. Joined Sep 16, Messages 1, Likes 5, Location goo lagoon. Grubby Grouper said:. Well, that question also leads to why Patrick doesn't wear a shirt. Or why when Sandy is in her house she wears nothing but a bikini. You must log in or register to reply here. Why is SpongeBob a kitchen sponge instead of a regular sponge? Why doesn't Squidward eat Mr.
This show isn't scientifically accurate. Although many sea creatures choose to wear pants and clothes in general, there are so many fish who walk around naked or semi-naked that I think we can assume that clothing is a personal preference and not a social norm.
Therefore, Squidward's pantslessness is perfectly acceptable. MadFred ooooooofy day. Joined Jan 6, Messages 1, Likes 2, President Squidward said:. Click to expand Patty Sponge Always Fear.
It all began on a cold winters night when Squidward was a child. His father had just come back from work holding himself a pair of sparkling trousers. At first, young Squidward and his mother were both intrigued by the pants, but that night, while Mr. Tentacles were slumbering, the pants came alive, equipping itself with a gun.
Squidward's dad wakes up and shows mercy but it was too late. His eyes laided open as he slowly layed down. That morning, Squidward's mom wakes up the following morning noticing what appears to be blood on her duvet cover. She turned to her right and saw in horror.
Her husband no longer breathing or living. She picked up the trousers that were sitting on Mr. Tentacles' lap and quickly ignited them. She goes straight to her baby boy and makes him promise that he will never ever EVER wear or own pants again It has eight specks scattered on top of it. It is very shiny, and various characters have been shown to be able to see their reflection from the back of Squidward's head.
Squidward is well-known for his grouchy personality, acting as a futile "voice of reason" type of character during many of Spongebob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs' shenanigans, typically resulting in him receiving physical or mental pain in certain episodes. While Spongebob seems to care deeply for Squidward, at one point singing about how Squidward is his best friend in the world, and in another episode saying goodbye to Squidward twice, because he "really like[s] Squidward", Squidward claims to hate Spongebob and Patrick, though, on certain occasions, he has admitted that his hatred is fake.
Squidward is an aspiring artist, having created many paintings that display himself in many abstract concepts, such as "Bold and Brash", or a variation of Michaelangelo's Statue of David, but with Squidward's nose. Despite the effort he puts into his art, it is seen as mediocre by the general public.
At one point, Squidward tried to live off of his art, however, nobody was interested in buying it, so he resorted to eating it. Regardless of the public's hatred of art, Squidward continues to paint away, creating numerous works as the series goes on. Besides his work as an artist, Squidward is also a musician, playing the clarinet. He refers to his clarinet as "Clarrie" and cares for it deeply. Much like his art, though, his clarinet work has been recieved very poorly, having been compared to, among other things, the sound of a dying animal.
Regardless, Squidward's clarinet music did appeal to the citizens of Tentacle Acres, though they were known for being very similar in tastes to Squidward. Squidward has also shown a taste for interpretive dance, though not as much as his love for art and music. He has been able to stretch his body in incredible and graceful positions, though his performance was overshadowed by Spongebob's role as the janitor.
He still practices dance, though, as shown in "Squidville". Despite his grouchy behavior, Squidward has shown the desire to have fun from time to time, such as when he messed around with a reef blower, or when he built a massive snowfort to protect him from Spongebob and Patrick's efforts to hit him with a snowball.
His personality fluctuates between episodes, usually depending on the writer. During his exploits on the show, Squidward has been the subject of lots of torture. As the series went on, this caught the attention of Mr.