Jersey shore what was down the toilet

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Why do they call it a water closet? This website uses cookies to ensure you get the best experience on our website. More info. The downstairs toilet is now clogged. Ronnie, tissues stuck up his nose, tries to take care of the situation, but he wusses out. The smell starts to permeate the house — excuse me, "permenate," according to Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. They suspect someone took a dump in the toilet even though they knew it was clogged.

The next day, Rich and Mike the plumbers show up to do battle with the toilet. Rich is like a scatological Cryptkeeper: "I'm surprised you guys don't have maggots in here yet. The plumbers eventually discover someone has flushed an article of clothing down the toilet, pulling up an absolutely revolting piece of brown-smeared cotton. Everyone keeps referring to is as a [bleeping] tee, and they suspect it belonged to Vinny, since he wears [bleeping] tees.

I'm like, what the heck are [bleeping] tees? Wife beaters? Are they bleeping wife beaters because MTV is just so incredibly sensitive about domestic violence?

I finally consult a fellow "Jersey Shore" watcher who happens to be Italian-American. He actually didn't catch the show yet but immediately informs me that they're using an ethnic slur that begins with G, and it's not Guido.

So yes, MTV does have some standards. Ronnie, Sammi and Snooki decide to spend the evening together sober. They decide to prank Mike by hiding Parmesan cheese, cream cheese, American cheese slices, and red pepper flakes? The rest of the gang goes to Aztec, and Vinny quickly approaches a petite brunette. Prepare yourself for one of the best exchanges of the season:. Cute girl: I'm gay. In an unexpectedly charming moment, JWoww desperately explains the need to practice safe sex; who knows what kind of infection would give off such a delicious sharp aroma, she reasons.

Would any of us? Maybe Sammi and Ronnie have a white undershirt jammed in their pipes too. It might be worth asking those plumbers to take a look.

Newswire Powered by. Close the menu. Rolling Stone. Then he bravely opened the toilet, and bravely screamed. Oh, you lost your ID, you say?

The second they strolled in, Princess Snooki was overcome with emotion. No one ever notices Luigi. The ladies had a good laugh.

They knew one of the guys had flushed their shirt, for some bizarre reason. They called a family meeting. An alien planet shot a laser beam through the walls, and one of you girls got nervous, and hid behind the G—— tee, and then you fell into the toilet, and then step three: Profit! Also, the story he told fits comfortably into my ongoing theory that Pauly D is an alien sent to Earth to test humanity. Actually, no problems can ever be solved with napkins. Napkins are so useless.

As fate would have it, they pulled the cheese prank the same evening that Uncle Sitch was bringing home his year-old sweetheart. Sitch followed his usual smush ritual. He poured himself an iced tea. He gave the lady something comfortable to wear. He put on his favorite George Gershwin records and asked for her opinion on the League of Nations. Flirting is a little bit different for people who were born in the Great Depression, gang. I had to send her home.

Sobriety is a hell of a drug. J-Woww decided to call a Quack Doctor on the duck phone to get some medical advice. Is he dumb, or am I dumb? You can get all the STDs in the rainbow from oral pleasure. Mike was scared. And he was uneducated, so as far as he knew, little evil yeast soldiers were attacking the little Sitch soldiers who keep his body safe.

Or do you think she should have stayed away? More importantly, do you think Vinny and Snooki are meant to be together, or are they doomed to a lifetime of near-misses and close-calls? Did anyone stick around to watch Jersey Shore After Hours?