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The Ultimate Guide to Do-it-Yourself Space Travel - The Rhondda Rocket - Wacky Tales from Wales pan Stephen J. Morgan
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- The Ultimate Guide to Do-it-Yourself Space Travel - The Rhondda Rocket - Wacky Tales from Wales
- Stephen J. Morgan
- Format: Pdf, ePub, MOBI, FB2
- ISBN: 9798223034476
- Editeur: ALDIVAN Teixeira TORRES
- Date de parution: 2023
Ebook txt télécharger ita The Ultimate Guide to Do-it-Yourself Space Travel - The Rhondda Rocket - Wacky Tales from Wales en francais par Stephen J. Morgan
Overview
Do you want to be an astronaut but have a brain like a suet dumpling? Is your highest qualification the cycling proficiency test that you passed at nine after forty-two attempts? Well, there's no need to let such minor disadvantages get in your way. True, you may not have a chance in hell of passing NASA's entry requirements, but don't worry, I have the answer! This book is an easy-to-follow, do-it-yourself manual for launching your own space mission.
You will learn how to build a spaceship from anything you find lying about, complete your astronaut training in one day and fly a spaceship with absolutely no training or experience. All that and I'll throw in the secret of how to contact aliens and shag them, as well. And, what's more, it won't cost you a penny! Just follow the lessons contained in the tale of the Rhondda Rocket - an inspiring, true story of how two total morons flew to space on their own using this revolutionary method. So, get reading and get ready to become a dashingly handsome, pornographically rich, superstar astronaut whizzing around the stars like Star Trek on steroids, IN JUST A FEW WEEKS! As you may have guessed by now, the book is a crazy, outrageous and irreverent comedy that will probably become the principal psychiatric textbook for the study and treatment of lunatic authors.
Be advised, it contains adult content and foul language (so the kids will love it). Furthermore, caution is advised for highly sensitive nerds and geeks who may be emotionally distressed by some of the author's straight-taking and downright tactless insensitivity. Be assured, the book is certified 100% non-arty-farty.
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